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Beaver

by Black'n'Tan

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About this track:

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to an actual adolescent misogynist, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Lyrics:

Dick just snapped Jessie’s bra
Rowdy cheering fills the bus
Sick of his crap, she slaps him in the face
Dick scolds her, saying “where’s my apology?”
She says “Go to hell you dick!”

If you really wanna get some,
You better respect some
Are you a ladies-man?
…Or one of the girls?

So what’s your number babe?
The waitress laughs nervously
Sick of his crap, Ann “Frank Red Hots” him
He taunts her, saying “Who crapped in your coffee?”
She says, “Have a crappy life!”

If you really wanna get some,
You better respect some
Are you a ladies-man?
…Or one of the girls?

Honey buns! Pick up my pen!
Jen grins and points behind him
Teacher says, “No graduation for you!”
See you next year, super senior!

We say…
Go to hell you dick!
And we say…
Have a crappy life!
And we say…
See ya super-senior!
And we say…
See ya super-senior!

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released July 25, 2012
Music, lyrics, and performance by Darcy and Dillon Callahan

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Black'n'Tan

Out in LA, playing Northern Blues and Punk covers, and a few originals since 2011.

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